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I fucking love playing sports. The only thing that rivals playing sports is getting pussy. I know, I’m every young, jock, athletic, douchebag, asshole, full of himself, pig of a man stereotype. I get it, I really do. Sports and pussy, ahhhhhhh yesssssss. What does a relatively good-looking (at best I give myself an 8—notContinue reading “Dre and Bengal, You Pieces of Shit”

It was in the early morning hours of an unremarkable Friday in 2017 that my life, which I previously thought was on a set track to success, horrifically and irrevocably derailed. I remember waking from the deep slumber that only sleeping with your daughter safe in your arms can bring. I remember feeling disoriented, thoughtsContinue reading “Fatherhood Behind Bars”

It’s Tuesday morning, the day before I self surrender to prison, and I’m looking down into the eyes of the first girl I ever loved, her lips wrapped around my cock as she sucks it with enthusiasm. She’s completely in love with me. She flew in from Hawaii yesterday, all for the chance to seeContinue reading “Sex With Your Ex”

What are we here for? What happens to us when we die? Is there a purpose to life at all? It’s natural for every human being to ask these questions. The ability we have to ponder the answers is what makes us unique—the inability to know what the answers are is what keeps us fromContinue reading “Passion”

In case you’ve been wondering where all the posts are, it’s because I haven’t been writing as much. Not because I’m out of topics to write about, but because I finally have a life outside of a locked cell. Yes, prison is still always prison, but the way a person “bids” ends up changing withContinue reading “Believe”

I’ve had a vision. A vision I can see, feel, and hear. A vision of togetherness within a community that changes the very fabric of the world we live in. A vision bearing the kind of statement that can’t be ignored, brushed aside, or pacified by half-assed memos and political fence-teetering. I was given thisContinue reading “My Vision”

Two years ago I was broken, frightened, and helpless. I was on my way to self-surrender at my designated federal prison and had no idea what to expect. Sure, people told me I would be fine; I knew I was going to a camp, which holds little danger in terms of stereotypical prison hyperbole, andContinue reading “Two Years in Federal Prison: Who I Was, Who I Am, Who I Will Become”

My name is Jeremy, and this is the story of how I ended up with COVID in the custody of the BOP. I am accusing the BOP and the institutions in which I was housed of blatant, deliberate, and criminally negligent behavior that has resulted in myself and other inmates suffering from a virus thatContinue reading “SARS CoV-2 RNA: Detected”

Prison is relentless. There is no single word better than “relentless” to better describe what being incarcerated is like. Oppressively constant. Always there, like a threat, with me every second of every day. Before I started my bid, I’d asked guys who’d done time what being locked up was really like. I never found theirContinue reading “Relentless”

Time is a precious gift. We only get a set amount. These are the opening lyrics to a song almost none of you have heard before, but I hope that someday you will. Before I found myself measuring my life in seconds, minutes, weeks, and months—before I started my sentence—I didn’t think much about theContinue reading “The Most Precious Gift”