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Moments are the framework of our lives. Some are brief, fleeting encounters that go unremembered. Some are memorable for being funny, frightening, or some compelling combination of both that leave traces as we relate these remembered moments at the end of the day. Then there are those moments that stick like fingerprints on panes ofContinue reading “Moments, Memories, Movements, and The Meredith”

“What do you want to do when you grow up?” Maybe you’ve been asked this question before. It’s a question asked by every parent, teacher, aunt, uncle, grandparent, coach, and job interviewer I’ve ever met. Maybe the way they asked the question varied, but we’ve all gotten the message. “Have a plan.” Check. “Do whatContinue reading “Cliché the Day Away”

Courtney Woods-Hastings. The world has truly lost one of its best. I know I’m very late in getting this written, but to me this news is still fresh. Being in the hole in prison, I truly know nothing of the outside world. It’s November 2nd as I write this, eighteen days after it happened. AsContinue reading “Greenville Famous”

Prison Daddy Sports Network is proud to have exclusive coverage to The Solution: America’s answer to the controversial 2020 election that prompted the nation’s stance of “anyone but these two” as president. After a Twitter battle that raged until Creepy Uncle Joe fell asleep at 7:30 p.m. on election night, it was decided Biden vsContinue reading “Prison Daddy Sports Presents: The Solution”

Today we had our Prison Daddy Investigates team out in the field looking into a disturbing new issue caused by COVID-Bud Light. This story is brought to you by the makers of Corona: Not the virus, we had nothing to do with it, it was all Bud Light. To begin our investigation, we decided toContinue reading “PDI: Where Have All the Bar Whores Gone?”

Eighteen months in prison. Six months in the Special Housing Unit. I’m passing these landmarks of my prison bid as I write this on September 11, 2020. I’m sure this won’t be published until well after this date, but I want to give a reference point to where this is all coming from.  I wasContinue reading “An 18 Month Reflection: Proud to be Me”

Pill City is a book about a Baltimore City duo who forever changed the opiate game. I picked it up, started reading, and suddenly found that I’d completely finished the entire thing. While not a very long book, the story had a profound impact on me and inspired me to write a letter to the author.Continue reading “Pill City”

Blood was beginning to trickle down out of his shoes, falling seven stories down the side of the newly built, escape-proof Harold Banke Justice Center. The bedsheets he’d purchased from the orderlies at the jail dangled in the air. Twenty months of meticulous planning had all come down to this moment: would the bedsheets holdContinue reading “Guns, Handcuffs, and Whores”

Today marked my fourth month in the Special Housing Unit, a place meant to punish this country’s worst criminal offenders. I was sentenced to 30 days in the SHU for using a contraband cellphone, yet here I am, 123 days later, still being punished with no end in sight. I have spent much of theContinue reading “Feed Positivity”

Today is my 86th day in a row being locked in a cell for 24 hours a day. Last week they moved 20 guys into a “quarantine range” where each of the 20 inmates were supposed to spend 14 days before being transferred to a different prison. Even though I didn’t make the first list,Continue reading “Criminals & Savages”